Trump is going to run as an independent and I can’t wait.

Wait...WUT? The MHP Show was having a discussion about the political & sociological messaging in Beyoncé’s Formation—something that was a very hot topic in the news after her appearance at the Super Bowl. And MSNBC decided that is was appropriate and/or newsworthy for “footage of Jeb Bush and Chris Christie rallies in…

because we sluts spread our legs, i really don’t know how to explain it

Yep! We got an email from a lovely commenter being like, “Send Anna on this thing” and my bosses were like, “OK” and I was like “wait I was mostly kidding when I said I wanted to go and wrote a pitch” and they were like “No, too late,” and I was like “....” and then I went.

Yes. Here I come John

So not only the first response to your comment, “Not all white people!” 67 people (thus far) have starred it. Sometimes this place just makes my head hurt.

awww you a little butthurt by someone making a comment about your race?

#NOTALLWHITEPEOPLE!!1!

You are talking about two very different Sky Daddies. Old Testament daddy is pig-headed, narcissistic and very self-conscious. New Testament daddy went to therapy to learn how to process his feelings of inadequacy so now he’s much nicer.

The father probably feels like he could be helping others by sharing his regret. I am not sure how much it will help, but if it makes him feel better in this awful time, why not?

If I understand the stories correctly, it was the police department’s mistake, not the reporters — i.e. it was an announcement to a group of reporters, not a leak.

But reckless mistakes that lead to someone’s death is manslaughter.

Yes, let’s criticize a grieving mother for not noting the fine line legal distinction between murder and manslaughter.

Sometimes mistakes are crimes too. This is sort of the premise of manslaughter. And yes, it is absolutely a tragedy.

It’s difficult to know, with a disease like FAS, because it’s basically completely unethical to run trials. So we really have no way of knowing if there’s a “safe” amount of alcohol to drink, which is why many women refrain altogether when they’re pregnant.

Dude. I drink until that stick I pee on tells me I’m pregnant. And even then? Wine happens, yo.

Almost every woman I know who has had a baby, planned and unplanned, drank and even did drugs and smoked unintentionally during their first few weeks and every single one of them has healthy children who don’t have FAS. It must say something about my friend group, but I seriously can't think of a single person I know…

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? Okay, I’m day drinking today. Whose with me?

The weird thing is I went to a Bernie rally and he came off as pretty feminist to me. Like I was surprised because sometimes old socialists like him have some kind of regressive views on women, but he spent a pretty good chunk of time talking about pay equity, childcare, reproductive rights and etc.

Ugh, this one is worse. I think all white people need to sign a binding contract promising to NEVER guess what Martin Luther King Jr would do or say. I will happily sign.