This situation is also a national beard-loss tragedy.

I liked this joke. I’d like you to stay.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

“DAMN.”

What other planets have their own super powered team defending them? I’ll wait. What wack ass argument are you trying to make here? She wasn’t rude, flippant, or disrespectful. Like Rhodey is SNARKY as FUCK and no one says anything but I get it. A lot of you people have really showed your asses since Captain Marvel…

If anyone had any doubts, they were erased by the stroking and parting of the cut up.

This whole shootout is on video too from multiple cameras.

Full quote, because I don’t want this random to ever live this down:

I see the first lady’s anti-cyber bullying campaign is working great! They’re being racist in person now, like the good ol’ days!

lol. You’re going to have to call up Don Cheadle if you want that mea culpa.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

If we’re going to be forcing acronyms, I’m betting SHIT (Signature-based Handling of asserted Information using Tokens) SHOW (Secure Handling of identity OWner) is going to be more accurate. 

I thought the most punk thing you could do was gatekeep who gets to be punk.

People with crappy taste make crappy people famous. 

It me, an Old:

“...and I’m definitely not one of those annoying folks...”

I LOVE and support any restaurant that rains down the mighty death scowl upon anyone who whips out a phone during their meal.

That’s fuckery of a few magnitudes higher than this article scraped.

Those were my thoughts exactly. Why else would anybody be into this weird crap?