SDNY has him in their sight; that’s why he’s pissing himself at the thought of not being re-elected. I don’t know why you think him establishing residency in Florida would be a deterrent; Florida is a state, not a country with no extradition agreement with the U.S..

So the footage sat around for over a decade and as usual The Bron boys swear that Jordan just said yes lets wait four years to release it to mess with Bron? Man y’all reach so much it is sad

I would like one of these fuckwits to come out with all the revelations before they’re fired. Just one.

From what I’ve seen a lot of younger NBA players saying, the guys they looked up to the most were Kobe and LeBron. They weren’t around to see Jordan, so I’d say for people that age or younger, they’ll probably side with the “LeBron is the goat” argument.

I don’t remember what hearing it was, or who she was questioning, but I do remember the little smile on Cory Booker’s face as she eviscerated whoever was testifying with the precision of sushi chef skillfully slicing into a nice fat fugu. 

In related news: Dr. Fauci isn’t the only one who’s tired of Trump’s BS.

Ooooh, when I was driving to work this morning, I had a daydream that it was this time next year and Kamala Harris is the Attorney General and she is doing so many investigations the House and Senate are seeing if there can be two Attorneys General.

Better one should drink almond oil and believe in the power of CBD milk, amirite?

I’ve changed. I exfoliate now. I drink almond milk. I believe in the power of CBD oil.

I can't tell if the Open up Arbys line is a joke or serious. White people have so entirely destroyed Poe's Law...

Mayo Clinic.

The Canadian PM just outlawed assault weapons, apparently, according to one of.the Wonkette commenters, so I am encouraged by other world leaders doing things thus Maladministration insists “cannot be done” to encourage vigilant Americans to ask why.

Also everyone should be prepared for her to talk at #WarpCocaineSpeed so that her lies are more difficult to fact-check 

I peeped that article as well as whole Bitch McConnell still getting unqualified judges on the bench while people are focused on not dying.

“Oh, the McEnany!...”

It will indeed.

What are the odds that Trump is going to lurch behind the podium, pushing Kayleigh aside while gurgling something like, “I’ll take care of this sweetheart”?

I know someone who is looking forward to it.

Black people are taught that the only path to our freedom is through peace and love while you get to slit throats and storm castles.