Obviously thighs save lives. So, team #thighmeats all day. 

I legit laughed

This is Memphis we’re talking about. I’ve heard way worse. (I live in Memphis).

I swear wypipo and their feelings are not built for this world.

As a longtime team member of Team Thigh Meats, this pleases me.

Oh man. If I don’t feel SOOO incredibly seen right now. And it feels good. I’ll be 29 later this year. And I have finally been able to do what it is that I’ve wanted to do my whole life. I am beyond happy in my life right now with no spouse and no little gremlins running around who look like me.

Piggy backing off of what Maiysha said, you also won’t find most luxury brands and goods in just any old store (unless you head to a Tjmaxx in Buckhead and find a couple of items in their “off the runway” mini section). Normally, you will have to venture to a Harrods, Harvey Nichols, Barney’s, etc to find said goods,…

The lotionless complain about everything that they never look good in... But that everybody else looks good in (especially black ppl specifically). It is not our fault that you are shaped like a doorframe and can't fill out a pair of wranglers. 

“... or that nigga side hustles in funeral homes as a casket model.”

This is what dwight ppl do. They either fuck up perfectly good existing recipes for things, or they create hospital-worthy monstrosities like the above-mentioned out of their ass. How do you fuck up a sammich!! Like, damn!

They are most definitely still in existence to this very day.

Fun fact : she and my father went to the same law school. She was 2 years ahead of my pops. He says “we all make mistakes” whenever her name comes up alongside their Alma mater. God that family is so effing disgraceful.

I’m gonna need you to not jinx the Gmen on this one please. They clearly have exhibited great incompetence over the last 5 or so seasons. We don’t need them listening to our comment section. Instead, I propose we make certain they snatch Haskins round 1. Please and thank you. 

Sadly, you are correct. If I remember correctly, the origin of the name "Six Flags" represented countries/entities that ruled Texas (brief recount, don't quote me. Just going off memory). And they definitely and happily put the flag of the confederacy as one of those flags in the lineup. 

I am ready for this. Denzel doing Billy Shakes AGAIN? Yes please. I need more of this :

This makes me sad (but not at all surprised), and I can confirm. I was seeing a white guy some time ago, and about 2 months into it, we were drinking and watching a couple of games one night, and dude decided he was going to say “nigger” (with the hard R because of course) referring to one of the players on the…

Not letting your insecure ass out of the Greys for satisfaction. But bitch, don’t you ever fucking question my skin color or my allegiance to my people. Nobody is projecting. Take your trolling ass on somewhere else.

I mean..... I got plenty. Lol like, I figured they did a lil shumshum, but to that extent?? Wasn’t expecting that.

That shit is sad as hell and needs to cease. Best friend is DST, and her best childhood friend is QuePsi. I’ve heard some outrageous stories that Hollywood couldn’t come up with for a script.

Yes, yes, yes Black AF baby Jesus with braided locs. This shit gave me all kinds of life. But this right here tho?