So, in other words, business as usual for (inferior) white ppl...

Trust me, I understand. My pops is a retired atty, and I work for a law firm. But DAMN! like, these ppl are just SO incredibly stupid. Like, on a different level stupid.

I’m fully aware. But literally all of the ones who work for the orange sack of shit are by far a special kind of stupid. They truly are stupid as hell.

And this mufukka is an attorney. Bruh whet??!!

Swear. to. Gawd! Literally was like, ummmm...did Roc just get got????

lol Cosign. Damn right.

White ppl don’t want to be confronted by those they erroneously demean. That’s blatant disrespect. Nor do they wish to listen to those who look like them, I guess they view that as self-loathing.

Yeah def like talking to a brick wall with reinforced steel.

And by looking at the White ppl in the comment section of that dailyVox article, it’s safe to say that White people will always and forever wish to remain ignorant about their own shortcomings. Self-reflection is a bitch.

This mufukka has absolutely no clue what due process means or entails or from where it originates.

My rich ass cousin’s crib in Buckhead. They live literally right next door to Tyler Perry. Once I got off the elevator to the second floor where my room was, the bathroom was literally bigger than my apt in college. And it smelled of sunshine daisies and unicorns.

I remember the first time I saw that. I was like.....this nigga hired someone to misspell shit etched into his wall??

Love her! She’s so effing smart, it’s almost disgusting. lol But ARI??? Lordhavemercy. I just...I....smh. I’ve crushed on him for a while. A(n) (White) attorney who is a hip-hop head? A dream come true.

Ummm, was the Wayfair website down or something? Maaan What I can do with 5 stacks and free shipping....they would have thought Jonathan Adler came in and decorated the shit himself.

I remember when Richard Engle did a deep nose dive into this mess. The anal probing into this maggot’s financial shenanigans are going to be SO entertaining. I can’t wait.

Hezekiah Flameback is good. But damn, I like Justice Glock. That’s effing perfect for this scenario.  

I actually think this plan is perfect. However, our spokesperson will have to have an alias. Because no knee-grow has a birth/gov’t name that ugly.

Being in Memphis, I remember First48 episodes quite well. Ricky Smiley’s spoof of it was brilliant.

He should tooootally do this for an “I Tried It” segment. Call Eddie Murphy up, get the ppl who did his Jewish guy makeup in the barbershop on Coming to America, and make it happen.

And speaking it! When they don’t know how to do either of the two. I’ve done it multiple times and get ugly and blank stares from the W’s, as if Black ppl aren’t supposed to know how to speak any other language save for Ebonics.