Who the fuck hates Mexico? Maybe Latin@s in the states hate it when everyone assumes we´re all Mexican, or all eat tacos.

Spaghetti tacos are totes from iCarly. Not sorry I watched iCarly.

This was a carefully planned out act of terror. He knew that black people are welcoming and accepting. He knew that he could easily go in and worship with black people without being challenged. That’s white privilege for you. I sure as hell couldn’t go into many southern white churches and be accepted.

If I didn’t know that Jim’s mother was alive, I would have assumed she was brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia.

HOW?! I mean, seriously. Lips pucker. Assholes pucker. Curved seams pucker, no matter how hard you try to prevent it so fuck this whole sewing thing.

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…

I can imagine a lot of things going wrong on a trip, but being peed on by a stranger on *purpose* wouldn’t have ever even crossed my mind

Does it count if you didn’t fully realize it was awful?

I was about five years old. My mother decides to load four of us kids in the van and take us from Washington State to California, to go to my mom’s cousin’s wedding. While there, we were also going to visit her siblings and go to Disneyland and all sorts of fun…

This is too long, but I have Thoughts. (I’m in the greys though, so no one will see this anyway).

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

Here’s a pic of her at Howard, she’s top left.

Maybe the 1850’s were really onto something! Boy howdy, did the blacks know their place back then!

(Adjusts hoops skirt, takes sip of cordial, dies in childbirth at the ripe old age of 28)

I suspect she secretly thinks her parents are insane and is just trying to raise her siblings before she makes her escape. She’s the #1 workhorse of the family (remember her altering ALL the bridesmaids dresses so they would be adequately “modest”?) and the one who acts like a mother to most of those little kids. It…

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Back in the day, I was often told that with my big 80s perm-curly red hair and similar features that I bore a resemblance to Tawny Kitaen from the Whitesnake video. So one night some girlfriends and I were out at a club and these guys were buying us drinks because they had somehow been led to believe that I was the…

When I was about 13, I pretended to be a soon to be mother on a baby name message board. I really liked baby names at the time (girl names only, der), carefully maintaining lists for all my future children. This was back around 2001 so it was a very primitive message boards, but I was extremely active, becoming a top…