And I would have been like, "Awww ...and you should have worn a kilt!"

"It got me thinking, what is the appropriate attire for a first date?"

wtf? wear whatever you want, what makes you feel good. Be yourself. Don't pander to what you think you might imagine a guy would like you to wear.

I always thought that either could be rented out, but a condo has an association, which manages building affairs.

I've noticed that my friends in NYC, when buying a place, tend to say that they "bought an apartment" whereas us people in Chicago say "bought a condo". I've long been wondering the difference, if there is any actual difference.

It seems the terms are interchangeable in major cities, which confuses me to no end. I am sure there is reason for this, but I'm guessing it has to do with size...?

Is this just really good lighting or are her eyes the color of MAGIC?

This will make my valet's shopping that much easier!

Ugh, please leave Seatosky (shattered_myths) and other trolls in the grey.

So we're going to get Republicans to care about climate change by... appealing to their overwhelming concern for poor brown people...

Yeah, it's like not being an asshole.

Mofo used to get down with everybody. Now s/he don't.

Hey, c'mon - the guy doesn't want the cameras around when he goes on a livestock-fucking weekend.

She must have some expensive-ass shapewear...

yeah, HER arms are fine. Mine are fatter than fuck and NOT fine.

I have long thought about becoming a surgeon, developing a totally pointless procedure, and then creating a perceived need for it by making people insecure. Like... "You know the lines in your skin over your knuckles and on your palms? BARF! How can you stand to look at them? You deserve lineless hands—so you can feel…

You know what else? The stripper hates you. So does the hooker.

"Sounds great, Hillz, can I bring some other blonde friends?"

Oh man, while we're at this can I have an Elizabeth Warren just to hang out with? I want to adopt her as my BFF/Mom. Elizabeth Warrens for everyone!

As long as there's another Elizabeth Warren to run the CFPB too . . .

If we're going to play Political Fantasy, why not go for the real prize?

Two words: Elizabeth Warren.