"Sounds great, Hillz, can I bring some other blonde friends?"

Oh man, while we're at this can I have an Elizabeth Warren just to hang out with? I want to adopt her as my BFF/Mom. Elizabeth Warrens for everyone!

As long as there's another Elizabeth Warren to run the CFPB too . . .

If we're going to play Political Fantasy, why not go for the real prize?

Two words: Elizabeth Warren.

:^| indeed.

When you stand with your feet hip distance apart (or thereabouts) and your thighs don't touch :|

She then went on to win silver medal in Cunt Punting at the '36 Olympics in Munich.

"Why is this punch bowl full of dust?"

I like to collect vintage etiquette books, so I can tell you the proper 50s/60s way to shake hands with a lady:

Because they would be bulky over those shorts?

You're probably right. I'm sure he wanted to say 'Ew gross, you want me to put my mouth where?'

Back in my day, pineapple was a delicious spiky fruit, not a verb for stalking people in their bathing suits.

How did he get naked photos of 15 women?

"Ehhhhhh, it kind of looks like him....should I call Javert?

I don't really think this is true. Evo psych has a lot of problems, from a biased sample population (doing a study among college students, for one) to ignorance about the evolutionary process (frequently ignoring the role of drift and migration). One thing I've been consistently frustrated by, as an evolutionary…

Someone please give Caitlin her own show on Discovery or Bio, or the Travel Channel? I would watch the shit out of her show.

You should read how some early evo-psych researchers explained (or rather, attempted to explain) the purpose of the hymen. COMEDY GOLD, I tells yah.

"You do not do, you do not do,

Truly, my least favorite shoe.