The non-obvious assumption here is that Florida's lawmakers give a rat's ass about their constituents.

"Ugh why can't more basic bitches just REALIZE they are basic."

OH NO! SIDE-THIGH

Other options:

THAT'S GROSS

Dunno the details, but yeah, Hostess probably got to discharge their pension obligations and the Union might have to recertify and bargain a new contract with the new owners.

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH to eat this delicate cream-filled cake?

"...the phallic cake was brought back to life."

All of this racism seems so petty and unimportant since that other race-related thing that happened a few days ago.

I wonder if he will try to sell the gun 'cause he needs the money? There are probably a lotta sick Klan types out there who would like to own a gun that killed a black kid.

And the cave images are REALLY GORGEOUS. They are integrated with the texture of the cave wall and look like they belong there.

They were just taking their newly-evolved capabilities for abstract thought for a test drive.

SIMMA DOWN NAO

HE TOLD YOU HE'S READ ALL THE ARGUMENTS OK? AND BTW DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE WOMAN WHO MADE A SANDWICH? IT TURNS OUT SHE MADE A SANDWICH

They're not even trying! The least they could do is go all "something something free market argle bargle evolutionary biology" or stuff like that.

Yeah, dood, we know the legal decision was the "correct" one. Doesn't mean it was just.

P.S. Bite me you sorry excuse for a State!

It is the opinion of this court that ALL MEN ARE PIGS WHO CAN'T KEEP IT IN THEIR PANTS.

OOOOH DA PLOT THICKENS

Wow, Your Holiness, such great advice for you in the responses! Do you think the problem is with you, like that one guy said, or do you think that the problem is with you, like the other guy said?