I though we were supposed to buy guns to counteract feelings of inadequacy. What am I going to do with all these rando weapons I have just laying around the house?

Taranto's wife warned him that if he published his rapetorial, she would feed him his own balls. This happened.

See also: cage fighting aficionados.

Shopping bag from Baby Ed Hardy store.

Taranto's editors can't comment on his writing since they obviously didn't read any of it; otherwise how did it get into print?

Is he hiding walnuts in here?

I've always wanted to take my hamster to the Ren Faire, but couldn't find him anything to wear!

This is the medal he won in a bubble & squeak eating contest in Wolshamfordingshire Down in 1998.

THOSE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT JOKES DONT MAKE ANY SENSE THEY ARE JUST RANDOM LINES FROM THE SHOW ON TOP OF A PICTURE OF BARACK OBAMA

"Haha...and then Mallard Filmore says 'Nancy Pelosi is performing the procedure herself!' Get it?"

One reason not to be excited: There has never NEVER been a good movie adapted from a video game.

"You're assuming that quality of a study is the only barrier to publication."

I'm going to start using that "journalist" line at the bar from now on. I AM A JOURNALIST DRINKING VARIOUS ALCOHOL DRINKS FOR JOURNALISM AND NOT A PATHETIC DRUNK AT ALL

With the polished hardwood floor and the basketball, it kinda appears that Lindy lives on a basketball court.

I can see these researchers being dissatisfied at the treatment of their field in the more mainstream journals and wanting an offshoot publication, but, yeah, maybe the current level of porno research is just very bad and that is the barrier to publication?

The number of journals published on all subjects are expanding rapidly; it's a decades-long trend. I think this tends to dilute the quality of the scholarship, but in many cases it makes sense to have editors partitioned like this into increasingly specific disciplines.

Cocaine stunted her growth. No, I don't know if it can really do that.

At this point she should just name the people who aren't ugly.

College students are nothing but machines for turning adderall into term papers.