This bicep brought to you by E. & J. Gallo Winery, who remind you to drink responsibly.

Also a thing: eyeball tattoos. [GRAPHIC]

Might as well face it: you're addicted to spuds.

Sloth loves kitty; kitty tolerates sloth.

In Jesus's name, we pray that those slutty-slut-sluts at Jezebel be redeemed. A-MEN.

In Jesus's name, we pray that those slutty-slut-sluts at Jezebel be redeemed. A-MEN.

I can see it now. Probably something to do with microchips or atoms or databases or something.

Yeah, sex ed. should stress that there are choices involved. The "abstinence only" programming presents a single option, rather then an accurate accounting of risks required for good decision-making.

Huh. I guess *I* just cant see it.

Why gif no work?

At the risk of needlessly exposing you all to my personal politics: women should be fighting the WTO, not fighting to be in charge of it.

Yeah, you just don't flaunt your corporeal status like that!

And the food prep time!

Do you think honeybees are racist against Africanized bees?

What about scrubs? I've heard women don't want them.

One of my wife's friends got added to the cast, just in time for the last episode. I hope he has a diligent agent.

I like the snug look, but sometimes the jacket looks overstrained.

The lasting cultural influence of Mitt Romney.

He looks like he outgrew his 'big boy' outfit. Mom's gonna have to take him to JC Penney's soon.

Beer should be like violence...