I’m not saying she’s weak or anything, I’m just saying she’s not buff like Ronda Rousey is.

The good ol’ days!

I’d still put my own safety above my kayak, so I wouldn’t approach the bear now that my person was out of danger. I’d still be upset.

... Yes

She said please ! I can’t BELIEVE that didn’t work.

... followed by begging and pleading for it to stop? And then reasoning with it that the kayak doesn’t taste good?

Ketchup? come on, be real. Cleveland, not Canada

so when the fifteen minutes was almost up and the woman started moaning like a porno starlet, the whole dining room could hear it even through doors and wall. There was a pretty unmistakable, “Oh God, I’m cumming” in there somewhere.

I was specifically referencing vaginal orgasms, meaning zero stimulation of the clitoris including from your pubic bone.

Penn directed the first video for “You Were Meant For Me”, but when the song didn’t get any traction, the label got her to record a more radio-friendly version and the video for that song is the one most of us remember. I remember the first version did get some play on MTV, especially in the middle of the night and…

Flounder = Floundah

Jesus christ, the story of the woman being pushed to kiss this person is abhorrent. I personally have always loved the kiss cam, but I can see how an incident like that would leave someone to feel much, much differently.

Not wrong. So, so right. What good is slipping in your own blowjob induced vomit and pee if you can’t laugh at it and then tell lots of other people on Jezebel so they can laugh at it?

Perseverance, my friend.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

I checked the main page from Nintendo and it says it will be available on the “Nintendo family of 3DS systems” so I will take that it open to 3ds, XL, 2ds, and New 3ds. But it’s only one player