It said “According to the Oregonian...” so I naturally assumed this was in Oregon, but then it said

And black. So black. This is why he can’t be James Bond. Intimidating, breathes weird, and is black.

The way Idris Elba breathes in like that will look like suspicious behavior to someone and make’em nervous enough to start reaching for their gun

Dear Game Devs, when I play shooters of any sort, like Team Fortress 2 or GTA5 Online, the other players keep getting in my way and shooting me. Like in GTA5, they serve no purpose other than to kill me. Can you remove them and replace them all with worse players than me, ones that won’t destroy my [helicopter] ride…

“and Yanez claims that Castile didn’t tell him where the gun was and that he began to get “fucking nervous.”

I haven’t been able to watch the video with sound yet, so I’m not sure who exactly “began to get fucking nervous.”

The cop? Then he wasn’t trained properly to do his job and shouldn’t have been there.

Or Castile?…

Acually, I legitimately pictured Jack Donaghy (conservative right, if I recall correctly) in an episode of 30 Rock approving this campaign happily. And only hours after it launches, his little assistant comes and notifies him of many, many phony calls, after which the camera zooms in on Jack Donaghy and he yells out…

The book of love is long and boring. No one can lift the damn thing! It’s full of charts and facts and figures.

And instructions for dancing

Thirtysomethingdude, here. I teared up several times during the movie earlier tonight. It was a combination of many things: the importance of seeing the women battle on their own, sad parts, moving parts, and I just really love Wonder Woman so I’ve been waiting for this for so long

Haha I just looked it up, and it’s from 1998?!? I was 17 then. But maybe that’s why it looked so unreal to me, because it’s ancient (though, for the record, I wasn’t insulting your taste in the magazine picture, just was legit in awe at how unreal it looks).

I completely understand, though! I just rewatched the Mighty…

Wow, why does that look to me like a gag prop magazine in a Ryan Reynolds movie?

Was the YlOD issue ever fixed in future consoles after the 60gb ones? I got mine in 2011 (the slim 160gb or 120gb, can’t remember) and ever since then I’ve been afraid it would just get YLOD because of all the horror stories I’ve read since 2006. But it hasn’t happened yet.

*EDIT: KNOCK ON WOOD

“‘The pope did not say anything. He did not smile. He looked at pool several times.’ - WH pool report from Vatican”

I don’t know what a pool report is, but there’s the old biblical saying “If you can’t say anything good, then don’t say anything at all.” So in fairness, this IS tolerating DJT

Personally, I don’t like that he’s being a tad contradictory:

On the one hand, he says he doesn’t want to try please everyone (like twitter bashers), so he’ll do his own comedy the way he wants to, and not get bullied into a type of comedy that many people (and ratings) are clamoring for. It doesn’t matter if his…

Reading the first two words of a headline as “AMAZON HACKED” was unnerving. Ihaven’t had coffee yet.

Reading the first two words of a headline as “AMAZON HACKED” was unnerving. Ihaven’t had coffee yet.

Have you tried to contact and interview him at all? There’s an email address at the bottom of the youtube page that these videos were uploaded on.

Dementors have that effect on everyone, not just you.

The real issue is that they shower in the morning, poop an hour later, dry wipe, and then spend the next twenty-three hours with dry poop smell lingering in their butt.

Hobbit cos playing as a douche bag. I’m glad to hear my instincts were accurate.

A Hobbit cosplaying as a douchebag might look adoreable. This asshole just looks like a douchebag. Don’t insult Hobbits, please :)