Because he's a defensive player and it isn't a close game. An offensive player might have gotten benched, but if a defensive player does something boneheaded with the ball, it generally means they did something good to get that ball.

It took this long, but they've finally found a worthwhile challenger to Buttfumble for Worst of the Worst on Sportscenter.

A couple days ago he also did a pretty good Harry Caray.

Not who you're looking to hear it from, but John Rocker is extremely open and vocal about why he used. I remember him mentioning on the radio that if there was a thing that no-one would catch you using, that could make you that much better at your job and earn that much more money, wouldn't you do it? He did it to be…

This happened to me once in an NYC cab, but the car he hit was a parked zipcar so I didn't bother doing anything.

TWIST: There were two bats. You can hear someone in the dugout even saying: "it's mating season".

In their defense, I always get extra-meat at Chipotle. Just because Bubba Watson decides he's gonna pay for everyone in the restaurant doesn't mean I have to go hungry.

If you're in the United States, a 13% tip is not perfectly acceptable.

I just have a problem with ESPN's blatant pro-Puig homerism. This kind of "reporting" just isn't fair to all the other deserving players.

This is really low, Deadspin. I love this site usually but this is really fucking wrong. He's not a public figure at all.

Deadspin: Award-winning, hard-hitting, extremely intelligent investigative journalism one minute, TMZ-style "reporting" the next.

Since when do they do the GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL thing in American English soccer broadcasts?

In 9 pinch-hit plate appearances, Gattis is 6-for-8 with four home runs, a double and a walk.

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I'm not even entirely sure that was a "Suck It!".

Nationwide series was today. Tomorrow is Sprint Cup.

I'm more curious how he can catch people stealing/leading off. I assume they get big leads off of him at third.