Remind me never to get a pizza with more than one topping with you guys, because everything went straight to hell after the first round.

In the US, $9 USD is on par for a glass of non-table wine at any place fancier than an Olive Garden.

Oh Canada!

Counterpoint: kombucha is tasty.

Nah. The smells let others know that you are an alpha who can and will get food, earning respect from men and lust from women. That’s why I use bacon grease as an aftershave.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

Born in New Jersey, only spent a brief amount of time in Montréal.  He’s yours, you keep him.

Thank you, NBC for taking Pierre Mcguire off our hands.

Obviously he went out in the cold without enough layers.

Olympic ice makes hockey more boring by encouraging trapping and making it easier to defend. In fact, the IIHF has decided that NHL sized ice is the future for international hockey, and the Swedes and Finns have been shrinking their rinks for years.  The hockey world has agreed that smaller is better.

As an Oilers fan, when the news of Chiarelli getting fired dropped I celebrated like we just won our 5th first overall draft pick.

Between his final years in Boston and his time in Edmonton he is, without a doubt, the worst GM ever in the NHL. 

As someone who watches CFL football, I hope the NFL never allows PI to be reviewable. What ends up happening is during the replay you see an obvious hold on the o-line that can’t be reviewed, an obvious pick by the offense that also isn’t reviewable, and then the db touches the reciever a split second before the ball…

Did he finally hear that song that actually made him run through a godddamn brick wall?

I’m am a little surprised the league expanded so soon considering Toronto only got an NHL franchise within the past year.

Oh wow, a positive Raptors article on Deadspin...

6-4-1 with 9 of the 11 games coming against teams that made the playoffs last season, a 17 000+ km road trip, and they didn’t play their first home game until well past 2 weeks into the season.

They look a lot closer to the team from two seasons ago than the team that stunk up the joint last season.

I’m cool with them…

Everyone can slap on the Oilers as much as the organization and management deserves, but despite a decade plus of suck they still have managed to sell out the building every game in every season - any other NHL team would kill to have the patience and support of the fanbase. The Seahawks leaving Seattle is way more…

Edmonton is a merciful 2-2-0, which is exactly four more points and one fewer relocation to Seattle than they’d have without McDavid.

October is a coach-firing road trip for the Oilers. On the road to the Devils, Bruins, Rangers (might squeak one out there), Winnipeg, back home to Boston, Nashville, Penguins, Caps, hit the road again for Nashville and Chicago, back to Edmonton to die against the Wild.