There’d be more but they got laid off.

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

The Six Million Dollar Maim

I make questionable decisions at a fraction of the price.

Taking away goals because a players skate was 1mm off the ice is why the nhl is the dumbest sport.

The Oilers sweeping both the Islanders and the Devils this season means we won the trades we made with both teams. 

McDavid will look great playing alongside Hall in NJ when Chiarelli trades him for Vatanen and a 4th round conditional pick.

I can appreciate a journalist who’s dedicated to their beat, but the election has been pretty thoroughly covered.

“While Hall and Seguin haven’t turned into the all-time greats they were projected to become in the NHL, they’re both really fucking good!”

Peter Chiarelli is trash.

Don’t let him hear you say that - he’ll bust out crying again!

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I’m just drinking a Molson, hucking a dart and watching the Jays play Spring Training ball on my chesterfield. I gotta go out for a rip later.

It’s less the “Peace+Love” part than the “Being an international embarrassment while trying to swing your dick around in Korea” part. That part’s Straight Trumpin’.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

6th. The 5th is the one that says if you bring Labatt’s to a cookout you can’t take a Steam Whistle.

Its a neat parallel because America will be taking home an almost-gold medal.

Marchand, Crosby, Tavares, Stamkos, Seguin, Benn, MacKinnon, Bergeron, Toews, Hall, Scheifele and McDavid figured to be Canada’s 12 forwards. Considering that the team needs penalty killers, size and a balance of LH and RH shots, who of those guys would Gaudreau bump?

End of Novembers have been hit and miss, i would say there is a 50/50 chance that it will be well into the positive temperature values at that time.

When people say they can’t skate, it’s like they’re telling me they don’t know how to swim. “What do you mean you can’t skate?”