Hallelujah and amen to all of this except the unnecessary and cheap jab at Antawn Jamison- check the receipts. He was a poor defender whose good offense and rebounding more than compensated- advanced stats easily have him as a net positive for his Wizards tenure. He (along with Gil and Caron for a few years) gave me…

Amen. So sick of Embiid’s shtick.

Fuck no, I need to make my train!!

Not even close on either count. 

Is that really all he did now?

Bogut is old as hell, struggled with injuries for basically his entire career, and was pretty thoroughly washed up even before his previous run with the Warriors ended in 2016.

Trafficking- not that big a deal, and like, who’s to say, anyway, man?

This is not the case in real life. 

Of course, legalizing and regulating sex work would all but eliminate the trafficking aspect.

Shhh, you’re contradicting the narrative!

As opposed to how Draymond gets/sells calls, mauling and cheap-shotting opponents and losing his mind everytime a ref even thinks about calling him out on his horseshit? It was probably a common foul in this case but spare us the sanctimony.

Embiid is so annoying he made me root for the Celtics.

Yeah.

Let’s not let the lives of children behind trafficked (a non-insignificant number, I’m assured) outweigh the freedom of those to sell sex for money (a totally neutral moral proposition). Great stuff.

37! Missed Beavis & Butthead, wiffle ball, Take Me Out to the Ballgame and Walter Johnson chucking a Silver dollar.

Let’s just dissolve all contracts while we’re at it. Embarrassing take.

No comment on Iggy’s tweet? Just as corny as these two.

Joe Harris is shooting 46% from three... where’d you get that number?

Don’t let reality get in the way of your glib dismissal but Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Eric Gordon, Mikal Bridges, Mason Plumlee, Nikola Mirotic, Julius Randle, David Bertans, Pau Gasol, Ivica Zubac, Nemanja Bjelica, JaVale McGee, Fred VanVleet, Otto Porter, Joe Harris, Jonas Valaniunas and Hassan Whiteside all range…

Organizationally they should be tanking- as a player on a contract year don’t you want to play and win? I admittedly haven’t seen him play much this year but the advance stats certainly don’t paint him as unplayable.