The project ends when you realize what you really wanted to improve was yourself. Or there is a baby on they way and you have a shitty job.

Does this judge tell rape victims to keep their legs shut too?

Why do you miss the VR6? Just buy a Touregg or Cayenne. I don’t know why they are ashamed and calling it a V6 now though.

I will gladly pull a cat off a car and let him stand behind the car whilst it is running from a cold start to allow him to truly understand the magic.

No, I have to get on my back 3 times to do an inspection on those damned things.

Well some of them end up being useful when the car comes in for service and you can get the appropriate cursing started faster.

Belittling

Yes, using crayons to make the interior was brilliant.

The scary part is those people who think the PCV valve should never be replaced.

Let us never forget that wacky 3.9 V6 they threw in for a month or two to confuse me during testing.

If battles could be fought in Total War style, and finished in a realistic time frame, it would be the perfect game.

Who are these white people everyone keeps talking about? My skin is pale but I never got my membership card, I never liked Beyonce and the music in this country sucks no matter what color skin it comes from.

I can no longer go through having to shoot my own soldiers because they panicked and are going to be under mind control next turn anyways.

A lot of things were beaten in those times.

Koei...such a good friend.

I had to force myself to stop playing Empire Total War and Napoleon.

If only they could move production to a third world country.

We have been testing diesels in CA for a few years now, at first just a visual test, now an OBD test. We are supposed to just let them go unless MIL is on or something is visually wrong, but if CA ordered us to fail them, it might help the owners a bit. It is curious that diesels get their first inspection 2 years…

I swear I healed myself a million times while paused, and infinite arrows, dear lord. But oil, gotta keep stocked up on oil, and god forbid walking in a puddle.

Sorry, but you do look sexy in that racing suit. Girl+racing suit= sexy always.