Well, the ugly door handles were still there this morning, obviously no one is being quick about it dammit.

Quick, go back in time and show this to the designer of the 350Z.

Native Americans would have reservations about that analogy.

Those lucky Iranians had them until 2012 I believe.

Shit, what do if I already have one?!!! Seriously though, I have decided to keep my $1000 1996 till death do us part. The beam axle isn’t really noticeable on our lovely roads here, I can actually drive it faster on streets than my 350Z. Not having to slow down for potholes helps. It’s also more fun shaming people who…

You wouldnt believe how many people here still try, without even offering a bribe first.

No,we have to do the test to fail you, and since it’s a private business at the mercy of Yelp I would have told you to return it to stock before we do the test.

I feel the need for vaccines after getting in other people’s cars, especially the ones with kids.

There needs to be V8 Superstars Classic Lemons now.

That poor Altima, those go 300k in the right hands. Timing chain, lots of aluminum suspension bits. IRS. Plenty of Altima and Sentra SER stuff that fits. They are a bit too plasticky in places. Leaking exhaust? TIME TO LEARN TO WELD. Not that I know how, no exhaust leaks yet. And if you are going to hoon, make sure…

There have been more successful Nissans.

Everyone knows you just put the car in a garage and run a hose from the exhaust to cabin to kill whatevers inside silly.

I dont care if people would think it was a Pontiac Grand Am coupe, I still want that car, even if it had damn Ka24de in it.

One car also has a subframe that will stay attached to the car, and an oil pump without a nut that makes people want to kill themselves.

23 is usually blue

You’re hired, we’ll put it this thing we forgot about and sell it as a Nissan.

I hate telling people 20-40 years older than me that their MIL is something CA requires they fix, that their tire pressure is not supposed to be what the tire says, that cooling systems require pressure and maintenance, abnormal noises are bad, floor mats don't go on to of or under or in any way near the pedals that…

When you hang out with monkeys, don’t be surprised when they fling their poop at you. Want less monkeys? Talk to the women who have their babies. No more breeding with idiots, look at the middle east, see what happens when women lose all control of baby making decisions.

The problem was the engine that was perfect for it ended up in the Celica GT-S instead, and then the Elise. And we all know how well that worked out.

Wow, your dong and boob statement made me realize race cars are like giant mecha sperm cosplay, no wonder the Japanese like racing so much, thanks.