I once had the joy of having two fleet accounts with many, many, many Astroii. There is one injector, each cylinder had a hole with a spring whose force needed to be overcome by that lone injector in sequence. Robert Bosch does not approve. There is a TSB for this. The coolant is in love with the oil and will cross…

Putting the underpowerd engine on its side under the seat is what makes the Previa so useless in the hands of crappy Americans. Yes, it's cool to a mechanic, but I cringe whenever they come in for an inspection. The timing is fucking adjustable, but you better check it quick cause the exhaust is right there and will…

EPA/CARB mandated OBDII protocols, yes it was a good IDEA, and they had good INTENTIONS, but as with any government project the people involved couldn't hack it in the business world and just made it a mess.

Bow to the one true God!

All glory to the VRH35Z!

The Jaguar seems rather neutral about it.

I'd say hairdresser's picked a pretty manly job anyway, they can play with womens hair and look down their shirts at the same time. Smart, practical men.

If you were going to beat someone with a hose, what song do you recommend listening to while doing so?

Hard Body, not that it looked sexy, but it sure did put out.

Just a blown headgasket puddle.

Flying pigs huh?

This made me curious, did some googlin', and good news everybody, the GERMAN army now uses Swiss army knives!

That's the point, it's for people who don't fight.

But it really CAN save gas, wedge it between the gas pedal arm and firewall a bit. And by wasting money on it, people buy less food which makes them less fat, which decreases sprung weight.

My mom had a truck stolen, found, then got a parking ticket for two weeks before it was found.

The fact that the 911 is an evolution of a hot rod OG Beetle and the TT is a hot rod New Beetle never ceases to amuse me, especially considering how the TT just gets it all wrong, at least for me.

I want an Altima Bathurst V8 more.

*Addendum to When to Ask for Help.

The SS needs a name, that's all. Same thing happened to the G8. Not enough syllables. Too bad they fucked up SS R already. I wish I had the money to make one into a Roadmaster.

It would sell so well here with a slight name change,