I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Like my grandma did.

That’s my old car! (Ok, that’s a much more attractive Citation than the lemon I drove. 100% beige and 75% functional.)

Personally, I’m tired of what he thinks is a quirk. This magnificent car’s lack of Bluetooth would blow his millennial little mind. (What I’m getting at is his almost complete lack of perspective.)

As 90s as this cup design.

Arteon Wayne!!! Arteon Garth!!!

It depends if they insult the TV show MASH or Alan Alda’s character or not.

I don’t bring my emotional support Colt 1911 to the airport, either.

You never have to ask a vegan if they are vegan.

“This is the text I put in when I want to delete a comment.”

You swallow goldfish.......you don’t flush them.

Fuck the R107 peace of shit. These are terrible cars. Slow, uncomfortable, unreliable, and you look like a prick driving one.

Also with only 3200lbs, 375hp makes this fast enough to still post very respectable numbers.
4.4 s to 60mph, top speed of 180+

Sure, you win. I hope that makes your day better.

Busta Lime

You put the lime in the contsruction hut and mix it all together.

Doesn’t work all the time ...

My addiction to Thin Mints could only be explained by the inclusion of cocaine in the cookie mix. They are otherworldly.

This guy is trash on so many levels. Hopefully he’ll wake up tomorrow with a pool of oil under his car.

People are pretty isolated in communist jail cells and there is plenty of anxiety as to when they will shoot you in the back of the neck or train the dogs to rape you.