Well that’s a different story! Compare it to you flying up to NJ multiple times per year to go to Seaside Heights and enact some bizarre Jersey Shore life for a week. (that’s kind of how I view ‘Disney People’ from around here)

That, plus going to Disney 8 times a year(you’re 30 and have no kids wtf?)

Can’t wait for the Jason drives episode.

There may be something there... badum pssss...

How about a proctoscope that recognizes the capillaries and polyps of the drivers rectum?

It was Tuesday after all, and we all know what that means.

Maybe if people didn’t commit crimes cops wouldn’t have to interact with them at all?

In fairness, I can’t just pass by a taco truck, either.

Well, maybe the car wanted a taco, and was waiting patiently for its turn.

Meanwhile Porsche charges $30K to not give you a radio and you’re fine with that. It’s an OEM engineered track weapon with a warranty, not some random corvette that someone threw a blower on without adding any support to handle the heat, etc.

That headline nearly writes itself. “Florida Man arrested for air drying genitals on public highway at 130mph”

Fun Fact: Wite-Out was invented in Dallas by the mother of “The Monkees” band member Michael Nesmith.

The irony is that Clarkson is the one who vocally likes V8s, guns, gluttony, and political incorrectness.

I believe they spell it “conferense”

I could poop in a Maybach.

Predictable cliché/millennial resentment > supporting evidence

Sounds like you need to buy an RV.

What about all those people who daily their RV?

How did you manage to turn this into not only a political post but also make it sound bad that people once again have disposable income and can afford to make purchases like this? Not to mention 88% of the units sold are tow-ables. Which means they use zero fuel.

Yep, I was afraid of this. He got hit by Cupid’s Alero.