I was with you until you got to the “for 30 years” part. The only way to source enough parts to keep an old Audi running for 30 years is to buy a VAG factory.

And “no brainer”’is our modus operandi here at the Jalop!

If you live in southern California, you don’t have to worry about passing a cop until you reach about 85-90 mph. I’ve been driving 80+ on thee freeway and get passed by cops more times than I can remember.

Because the people that have nothing to hide just zoom on past.. It’s the people that want to slow down to 45 in a 60 to make sure not to pass the cop doing 50 in a 60 that are clearly trying NOT to get pulled over, namely because they probably have a suspended license, narcotics,etc etc.

“And my coffee is shaking, I don’t like my coffee shaking!!”

Imo, the minute you’re taking time out of your day... being pulled over, filing appeals, going to court... you lose, even if you “win” in the end.

Mr President has no Dong gap… It’s YUUUUUGE!

USS Donald J Trump.

Your definition of “used in battle” is fairly exclusionary of the last 70+ years of carrier history, and their air-wing’s contributions to the Korean, Vietnam, Cold, and Gulf wars... not to mention GWOT. But don’t let that get in the way of your narrative.

I read that, too. I think these were made as sedans and then modified to be coupes, West Coast Customs style. The B-pillar was removed, and Jaguar doesn’t seem to have done anything to compensate that.

Nope. Still looks like someone described a Mazda 3 over the phone to a drunk guy who described it again to a designer in another time zone over a glitchy FaceTime.

He has to be otherwise he won’t be a cool hipster anymore. He got to drive a great car for free, just write some stuff for 10 minutes when he was finished and he can’t even say that it was nice. It was just blah. Because if he said it was cool he would feel he was betraying his frugal upbringing which we don’t care…

Hi Tom. I hope this comment finds you well. I pray it is not too long, however, as Quasisellar pointed out, your article is exceptionally long as well, so I hope you will take the time to read my comment; I know I had fun reading your article.

It’s another example of the kind of commentary that seems almost unique to cars. I can’t really think of another product that regularly gets long pieces dedicated how to the reviewer thinks the whole thing is a tremendous waste of time and HE’D certainly never spend the money on this indulgence.

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t humblebrag about riding a fixie.

Jesus Christ - 12 paragraphs about this jackwagon’s family before he even mentions the car and he starts with the steering wheel??? Fuck me, man. Tom sounds like the worst self-obsessed millennial stereotype possible.

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It looks like he actually doesn’t work for Jalopnik, just GMG as a whole; however, this is an excellent question.

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The Cadillac CTS V-Sport will make you love Capitalism