Would it be more excusable if it was a penny-less jalop driving a barely road worthy 2004 Volvo V70R ?

Greek guy here, just an update an a few thoughts.

If I had copious amounts of money, I’d buy the car, then publicly invite people via a live video feed to watch it be crushed, then recycled. Nobody who in any way matters to any positive & contributing culture of the United States gives a living fuck about the event, and I’m tired of hearing about how another thug…

You should visit the Vatican, where dead skin cells imbedded into a carpet are what’s called “Class 1 Relics”

Stuffed Crust pizza has been around since 1995?

Just make the pink slip out to Martin Shkreli.

Too much CP for my blood.

What if you are a huge Biggie fan?

Stupidity has no age limit. Also, I don’t see how a 30-year-old is appreciably more mature than a 28- or 29-year-old. Plus a 300 hp pickup truck isn’t the same as a 300 hp Camaro. Also, how can someone be accessory to a crime they weren’t there for and had no part in? Strange as this may seem, adults make their own…

Starred due to my intense dislike of TTAC (although maybe they’re different now, I got chastised for a barely insulting comment about Toyota a few years ago. But they loved to bash American automakers so screw them)

Citroen did that a few times, the DS went from 1955 to 1976 I believe, and the 2cv went from 1948 to 1990! They knew how to make a product with longevity, and the designs really were relevant for that long. Well maybe the 2cv could have been culled ten years earlier, love it to bits but the fact that it was produced…

Neither.

Sadly there are so many who will not get that reference. Or this one:

Then, the Uber driver will stab you.

Little bit of trivia about Oli: he’s never actually worn a shirt

How much did you end up paying for it?

Visually, the biggest difference that jumps out at me was how American cars had gotten away from separate lamps and integrated them into the fenders. Only just, though. Ford started kinda melding ‘em with the fenders in about 1937 and Chevy kept them separate until 1939.

And it’s not in “that” great of shape imo. It runs. Isn’t that pretty much all we can really say for it? He hasn’t kept the body together and the interior is a mess. So he’s had the engine and suspension kept up. Yay.