They ditched the round tailights because it was the cue that people over 50 most closely associated with the Corvette.....

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH........the Nissan dealer near me has a one of each GTR of the last 4 model years sitting on the lot unsold......maybe all the young folks went to buy LFA’s?

Wow, just wow, stupid, with just a tinge of racist, nice. Yeah, they’re all buying....wait for it....GTR’s HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA........

This was always the case, as a wee lad I sold Chevrolets briefly during 1996 and all we would get was people asking about the new 1997 Corvette, which hadn’t even been shown at the time, and this was a fairly Corvette heavy store where we had a whole row of them in front of the showroom, all combos, Gran Sports,…

A “Dumpster Full of Love” would be a good band name I think.......or at least an album title.....or at the very minimum what you would call the medical waste bin at an abortion clinic......

How did you sleep through a 30 round gun fight by your apartment?

There is a rule in business, never drive a nicer car than your boss......

A dark Buick provides the proper level of seriousness for a man of the cloth......I originally though Roadmaster, but this is a good choice, a black Park Avenue Ultra would work too.

I was going to go with 70's Lincoln like the Monsignor in Foul Play, but this is good too.

Ahhhh......the Cannonball Run solution...

This is the correct choice, proper gravitas for the father, plus tire smoking torque.

How is it even an option when its “included”, do you have the choice of getting one with a bone dry tank.?

Silver with a red interior....mmmmm

Hell, I had a CarDiscman.......

Thats kind where my brain has a problem with them using Sabotage, its an awesome song, but to people in the year 2300 whatever, wouldn’t it be like using a 320 year old song today? I mean has nothing better come out in the meantime? Would they even really recognize the song?

The payment was smaller when you divide it by 3000 instead of 300.......

If loving a red interior is wrong, I don’t want to be right.....

And they’re usually all torn up on the inside after a few years too.......

This sounds like the best episode of “In the Heat of the Night” evaaaar.......

Changers weren’t super common in 1991, hell even the single CD player was still an add-on to most car radios.