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But the worst thing is that Mitch McConnell is happy.
nah
This honestly makes me feel so much better for some reason. I assumed that he didn’t actually want the job, but this is as good as proof. Knowing he’ll be as miserable as we all will is some kind of vindication. Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.
Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.
“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”
He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.
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