It is very much so illegal for a municipality to pay ransoms, for obvious reasons. And I know I can’t be the only one who would rather my government spend millions to fix their fuckups than five figures to give in to terrorists’ demands...

I mean, once they are in... wouldn’t that just be a recipe for them to ask for money whenever they feel like it?

The fat douche tweets every policy position they have and she waddles out and restates it. If they aren’t going to actually challenge them on anything, there is LITERALLY no need for them to be there

“Sarah, how recent is Mr. Trump’s erectile dysfunction? How often Melania complained about his performance? What about Ivanka?”

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.

*45's just getting rid of his rival to win Ivanka back. That’s all this is. Pretty textbook.

Gosh, I almost feel bad for he...hahahahahahaha... no.. no, she’s an awful person and I hope bad things happen to her.

If the Belle tolls more than twice, it’s considered playing with yourself.

Hey, there’s a crack in that Belle.

Why do assholes always hang out in the parking lot?

Ah, the classic “5 year old at the urinal” technique.

Steve Young? Nah, he’s old and would probably get a concussion just by looking at the Rams defensive line.

Too bad there’s no QB out there for the hawks to sign, with elite physical skills, a winning pedigree, and experience in the division...

*bzzzz*

I have frequently sung along to rap songs. I still manage to skip saying that word.

People don’t own words, that’s just not how it works.

AI is one of my favorite and most affecting films ever. I also think the ending is perfect, utterly devastating. The thought that the last remnant of human existence is a boy robot living out a mother-son fantasy slays me. I’m fairly permissive with my 10 year old son’s movie viewing, but although he says he really…

I’m in the crowd of cynics that feel the movie should have ended with David in the growing darkness begging the Blue Fairy for help until he died because that would be the prefect summation of humanity and its relationship to the gods it created.

However, the ending with his mom does make my chin go wibbbly and my…