I mean, living minute to minute is important. But if we still alive, I’m gonna have a ticket so I am able to enjoy this movie.

Aw snap! I forgot about that. What a nuts game.

Three words: Duke rape case. Some measure of patience is warranted - this does NOT mean attacking accusers, but likewise those accused shouldn’t be villified prematurely either.

Jelani is gonna be Tom...

Shur shouldn’t have to apologize. They were rumors, and I don’t like the idea of someone’s career being ruined over hearsay and gossip. That’s a dangerous road.

These fuckers have so much money, yet are still trying because they figured out how to game the system.

Whenever people talk about tax simplification, I always point this out to them. 99% of people have no idea how difficult it is to define a term as seemingly simple as “income”

These fuckers have so much money, yet are still trying to game the system.

It’s schemes like the captive insurance company that make me laugh every time I hear a politician say our tax code is too complicated, usually blaming deductions and credits in the process. Our tax code is huge because of all the rules we’ve written to define what is and is not income, when it’s taxed, and when it’s…

This guy keeps going back and forth like Louis CK in a hotel room.

How could I, the head coach, possibly know what what is going on in my program? I don’t get paid $7 million dollars a year to have any sort of institutional control.

He didn’t pay a major portion of the money that Bowen’s family received; just the tip.

Cucumber rick not nearly as cool as pickle rick.

in this day and age where satire is dead, it actually worries me that you might be serious about your outrage.

Pitino’s involvement probably only lasted 15 seconds.

There’s obviously not enough money generated by the program to pay them anyway. The vast majority of programs lose money (right into the pockets of coaches and recruits’ families).

Wait just a minute here.

Good thing we don’t pay the athletes. Otherwise the process could be corrupted...

I’ve seen ketchup on steak, but corn on pizza? No one does this. Is this some Sioux City IA thing that nobody else needs to know about, like Skyline Chili?