Zaza was soo 2017.

Junior year I played junior varsity. It’s my first time playing organized basketball. My high school girlfriend is sitting in the stands and I’m playing like crap all game long until the 4th quarter when suddenly I could not miss a shot for some unknown reason. Down by 2 with the game on the line our point guard…

Drexl Spivey is the greatest, Blackest, whiteman pretending to be a Jamaica loving muthafucka that has ever appeared on the silver screen!

Atlanta continues to amaze me. No way this show last beyond this year due to Donald Glover’s mercurial ways or more than likely because I’m sure FX is going to want this show to be a more by the numbers type of comedy which I’m sure all those involved will want no part of.

In what possible way does it hurt for a college athlete to monetize his or her name/image while they are playing college sports. What harm does giving a person a percentage of jersey sales that has their name on said jersey hurt so called amateurism? The greed that goes on in college sports have made it unwatchable…

Damn, Dana White looks even worse than shit without HGH!

Why would they have bullet riddles bodies? None of those hooligans looked Black, nor was that bridge connected to a school.

Maybe because they were hanging out in Anne Frank’s closet those English hooligans are now firm Beliebers that England will get out of the 1st round of the next World Cup.

Now that this self driving car is going to be taken out of commission in order to determine what went wrong I’m desperately hoping that Uber does not go back to the 1958 Plymouth Fury that they originally started with.

People who rave about The Boondock Saints that are past the age of 16 are the same people that eat their Frosted Flakes with Jagermeister and call it Rebel Cuisine.

I have More Than Words on how dreadful that Nick Young performance was against the Spurs. I really don’t believe Swaggy was Hole Hearted-ly committed to winning that game to be quite frank.

Ultron failed because James Spader did his voice over as if he just drank a 40oz of Sleepytime tea. I wasn’t sure if he was reading for Ultron or auditioning for the next Winnie The Pooh film.

For years ignorant wypipo believed that as long as they had minorities to look down on then their pathetic lives weren’t that bad because they could always lie to themselves at the end of the day and stupidly believe that at least they weren’t no nigger, but now with the advent of the global market, the internet and…

You claim you don’t, but I bet Eclair if the shoe was on your foot.

When pressed for comment Colin Kaepernick was overheard to say quite boisterously that, “The NFL owners has most definitely picked the wroooooong Negus to fuck with!”

Not possible for IQ45 to be the leaker because he’s too dumb. Only thing Donnie Diapers leaks is into his Depends. The WH leaker is the one that has the most to gain and it’s Dolt 45's daddy Putie that is the real leaker. Putin gets to expose tRUMP for the fool that he is as well as destroy the USA in the process…

Jason Whitlock just endorsed this clown not just because he shares his views but also for his selection of hats.

• failed to prevent the death of the last male white rhino in Sudan

I’ve always imagined that after the end of a Tim Allen set he offers the audience cocaine and then immediately narcs out all the ones that accepted it to the Feds.

LeBron once arrested 17 people in one night all by himself, then he saved 5 crackheads from a burning building, by himself and then while he was in China he caught a bullet with his bare hands.