Goes to Eleven, stop teasing.

Probably not, but he did take a girl named Mary Jane to his senior formal once.

Not many people recognize all the hard work Mr. Horton put in helping Lamar Jackson with his speed by chasing him around his bike shop.

“Remember where you heard this first boys. Orenthal James Simpson will have a better career after his football one ends. The Space Shuttle Challenger will go down in history as the safest Space Shuttle of all time and if he runs and I hope he does because he’s such a lovely smart guy, but if he does then Donald J.…

Reagan might have been the president but just like the Biz I voted for Shirley Chisholm.

“John Oliver and his fellow members of the establishment, should be looking at ways we can support and socialise troubled and mentally ill youngsters from difficult backgrounds so that they don’t grow-up to be masx murderers.” 

The FCC was so pissed off at NBC’s coverage of the nip slip that it sent a $500K fine to Janet Jackson again.

I do not care what group that P.O.S. was/wasn’t a part of. I only care about this.

This album slaps so hard though. I’m more upset at the public for proving that they prefer artist that sell out than the BEP for actually selling the fook out.

WE finally know who the NFL modeled those scary fan mask off of.

I remember, I wanna say about 3 years ago, I tried to take my nephew to see Space Jam and instead we were forced to watch a damn boxing movie with Sly Stallone in it and everyone in the crowd kept yelling, “Where Wallace at String?” whenever this one Black guy was shown.

I’m a Geek Boy!

Or Bianca Dump, but let’s be honest we all know it’s Terra “Lazy Eye” Suck-A-These Manners.

I wish they could have kept their original choice, OMD (Olympians Made by Drugs) but that damn Molly Ringwald just has to be a bitch about copyrights.

It looks like Hong Kong Pig Sooie really has a hankering for some Arby’s.

“The other girl is currently involved in a sexual relationship with a 40 year old neighbor whom she babysits for and also was caught having sex with a black man,”

That’s what the Frosty is for.........I assume, because whatever that damn thing is it ain’t chocolate or any type of ice cream I’ve ever had.

“No one’s pulling into Wendy’s thinking it’s some kind of healthy choice.”

It will once he and his criminal father go to prison and they both get a fist and a pump every day in the showers.

Damn, I wondering why you didn’t respond when I kept asking if you had anymore red tops earlier. My bad, wrong Merc Chef.