I believe your initial reaction was the correct one. How can any so called minister proclaim anything about camels fitting through the eye of a needle before a rich man enters Heaven’s gates while flaunting obscene wealth in front of their congregation?

In regards to the Beatles, the question asked was what was his FIRST impression of them. For all we know Quincy Jones living the life he has led probably heard them when they first got started and I’m quite sure as all musicians start out they absolutely suck at the beginning and gradually improve as time goes on.

So now you telling me that Lord Vader be creeping on Leia too?

That’s because the Warriors are coasting until the playoffs. I truly believe this team knows that nobody can keep up with them offensively and right now you can see that there defensive rotations are Meh at best so they are trying to out shoot everyone and when the shots ain’t falling then they end up getting blown…

The ghost of Eric Gregg thought that ref did a fantastic job and wouldn’t mind taking her out to a nice Philadelphia chicken wing eating contest and never call her again.

What is it with people and Pork? I hate the texture of pork, the smell of it and the animal that it comes from is super duper disgusting, yet whenever I tell people that I’d rather not eat any which by the way leaves more for them instead of being grateful they act as if I called their newborn child a pissant!

Carnac The Magnificent: Brothers wearing ankhs, Ini Kamoze & Rick James.

Kevin “How much is a” Duckworth

If a person has a once played for the New York Knickerbockers on their resume then in no uncertain terms do you even think about hiring that person to run your organization unless of course you are planning a Major League style tank job in order to move your team to another city that is dumb enough to bankrupt itself…

Kevin are you Morpheus because I feel like you just handed me a red pill? I’ve eaten at Panda Express/PF Chang’s and every other faux Chinese restaurant that you can think of all across this country and right until this very moment I have never realized that I’ve never seen an Asian person ordering any of that…

Careful with Quentin Tarantino & Rex Ryan ever kissing your feet.

It’s all good. Cuz I’m here to tell ya if the NFL would’ve wiped out Zach Ertz amazing touchdown then I would have went on a........

I’d be just as happy if Melania would hit him with a trombone every time he enters a room.

Standing next to the Groper-In-Chief it must be terrifying for women to wear those scantily clad cheerleader outfits, or work out gear, or pant suits, or a nun’s habit, or suits of armor, or........

I bet you must love grunge music, overpriced coffee and flannel.

Even Marvin Lewis can’t believe how long Jeff Fisher suckered the league.

Why does Justin Timberlake dance as if his choreographer was Jimmy Pesto Jr.?

I certainly was and I got family that plays for the Patriots.

Well I’ve certainly wanted to throw his grumpy, no days off bs, Bon Jovi-stanning, tRUMP supporting, sardonic towards the media ass off a train for years now. 

Oooh, are you for real?