Carnac The Magnificent: Brothers wearing ankhs, Ini Kamoze & Rick James.

Kevin “How much is a” Duckworth

If a person has a once played for the New York Knickerbockers on their resume then in no uncertain terms do you even think about hiring that person to run your organization unless of course you are planning a Major League style tank job in order to move your team to another city that is dumb enough to bankrupt itself…

Kevin are you Morpheus because I feel like you just handed me a red pill? I’ve eaten at Panda Express/PF Chang’s and every other faux Chinese restaurant that you can think of all across this country and right until this very moment I have never realized that I’ve never seen an Asian person ordering any of that…

Careful with Quentin Tarantino & Rex Ryan ever kissing your feet.

It’s all good. Cuz I’m here to tell ya if the NFL would’ve wiped out Zach Ertz amazing touchdown then I would have went on a........

I’d be just as happy if Melania would hit him with a trombone every time he enters a room.

Standing next to the Groper-In-Chief it must be terrifying for women to wear those scantily clad cheerleader outfits, or work out gear, or pant suits, or a nun’s habit, or suits of armor, or........

I bet you must love grunge music, overpriced coffee and flannel.

Even Marvin Lewis can’t believe how long Jeff Fisher suckered the league.

Why does Justin Timberlake dance as if his choreographer was Jimmy Pesto Jr.?

I certainly was and I got family that plays for the Patriots.

Well I’ve certainly wanted to throw his grumpy, no days off bs, Bon Jovi-stanning, tRUMP supporting, sardonic towards the media ass off a train for years now. 

Oooh, are you for real?

Meanwhile at the White House.....

When you wish upon a star. Makes no difference who you are.....

Until you do right by Miss Jackson every success you achieve will be bittersweet JT.

That was really funny Mr. D......J!

I know the Warriors have been playing soft a lot lately, but moving there practices down to Temecula seems a tab bit overdoing it Steve Kerr.

NE Patriot-stans are just like today’s rappers. They beg everyone for your validation and love and when you don’t give it to them they immediately start pouting and telling you how you suck and how they are the greatest of all time anyway and you are nothing but a hater.