OMG are you for real???

Yet another of god's many glorious ways of telling humans to stop being so f'ing stupid.

Yo dude, this does not deserve a scorn as severe or dramatic as you write.

It's just gonna hafta happen...

*while

Coverage is only Greater-Green Bay, WI?!?

*dons tin-foil hat*

So, exactly how much fossil fuel do we need burn to spray saltwater clouds?

Wait... She had fair skin AND freckles? And hair color wouldn't show up in black and white photos.

Tungsten FTW!

That was a gem of a snark, Tech-Ninja!

I live how you took the time to correct someone on the internet, albeit incorrectly, without taking the time to check first to verify that your correction was actually correct. Platinum!

Said it before, n I'll say it again...

Yeah, I totally agree...

They decided to throw the conspiracy theorists a bone.

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Wow, I would have thought "I couldn't do that even if I was sober" would have been somewhere in that list.

Man! So close! Yet gotta go CP. :(

No...

That custom car (not pictured*), complete with 'powder mirror' on the glove box door, that Rod Stewart owned back in the day.