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There is no “spoiler culture” that’s like saying there is a “war on Xmas” it’s whiners complaining about whining, and they want a brand to hate on.

So flesh colored nylons, are still a thing. I thought after the 1980s, they were done.

In a response, the lawmakers of MI tweeted out #LOLT3HPOORZ!

This is seriously unthinkable in 2015. In the 1980s I did a report in HIGH SCHOOL, on all the bad crap that went down in the Northeast re: lead paint on houses, and the effects of the failures of the process and procedures in place, and how that ultimately manifested the most in poor/non-white children of course.

I think we should give them Plasma Riffles instead, the end-game can be a bitch on Very-Hard.

Have they tried Donkey-Ass-Tiny-Girl?

Attention all Fuckable MILFS who like Cupcakes and Shoes! WE LISTENED AND NOW HAVE CREATED A CONTENT AGGREGATOR THAT IS REALLY GONNA GET YOUR TWEETS A RECLICKIN!

They probably didn’t even google, just had the unpaid intern pass over her notes.

Black Women eat cupcakes like this, but White Women eat cupcakes like THAT! HAHAHA

Pretty sure “theme-humor websites” died with “funny or die” about 8 years ago.

“I walk into the room covered, in gold” /dubstep version is the theme song playing in my head when I show up to 7am corporate meetings.

He “jams” with Daryl Hall. I know this because of HDTV/Comcast they have music channels in HD only and I like them for background

Consider the following. Fallout 4 has a perk called “Aqua Boy,”

This can sort of fit “cosmetic only” if the sub-clause is “By that we mean, nothing that impacts end-game” and anything 1-39 is considered scrub-town anyway?

This would be like in Madden if they sold 3.5 yard gains on first down.

Leveling a character from 1 to 25 doesn’t take very long and is in fact rather fun.

How did these names test?

THIS happens

If you type “I’m black, but I do a killer Brit accent!” most white people will be ok w/ it.