Someone, somewhere, in a voiceover or earpierce told me about stealth in a MGS game. I stand by that statement.

$2k for a chance to maybe talk to an off-the-books escort? Back in my dad’s day, all you needed was 3 “diet pills” and a car ride to the beach (at the lake of course)

Sounds like Tenchu 1 on the PSONE, the OG of grappling hook escapes. :D

Cognaq? Ugh this poor lady.

Who Even Is Alison and Elizabeth? FAMOUS PEOPLE ONLY PLS

This might seem unrelated, but does anyone know where I can go check out hawties on non-pr0n sites that are not pro-models or bang-bros types? AA used to have that.

to symbolize that Paula continues to enrich herself and her friends with monetary rewards at the expense of shareholders, employees

real-life superhero

Not into parkour myself, always found it to be way over used and hyper-unrealistic yet usually found in games going for “realistic” fighting.

No bro, Bungie has been BEGGING everyone to crap on their feet for a few years now.

100% of course it is because of direction. You need talent, and we all know that Dinkles has proven his talent many times over.

He’s making a mockery of a process that has been BEGGING to be made a mockery of. What real difference does it make if someone picks him over some other random, corrupt asshole? But keep on telling me he won’t win. I’ll fucking vote for Stalin just to spite the media, I will!

Has gotten to live in San Diego, Seattle, and Nashville, three of our county’s more fun cities.

LOL i did not prefer stealth. The tutorial told me to do it :D

TMI story time

pee is sterile

I guess I was playing it wrong. The tutorial told me to GET ON YA BELLY AND HIDE! So that’s what I did.

That anecdote surprised me.

+1 for use of “burrow”

“I want to go see a movie in a theater...” something adult men without kids don’t really mean.