He’s making a mockery of a process that has been BEGGING to be made a mockery of. What real difference does it make if someone picks him over some other random, corrupt asshole? But keep on telling me he won’t win. I’ll fucking vote for Stalin just to spite the media, I will!

Has gotten to live in San Diego, Seattle, and Nashville, three of our county’s more fun cities.

LOL i did not prefer stealth. The tutorial told me to do it :D

TMI story time

pee is sterile

I guess I was playing it wrong. The tutorial told me to GET ON YA BELLY AND HIDE! So that’s what I did.

That anecdote surprised me.

+1 for use of “burrow”

“I want to go see a movie in a theater...” something adult men without kids don’t really mean.

She’s super boring looking, and uggh I can’t stand wanna be starlets in Aviators. Unless you are on Sha’s of the Sunset, NO AVIATORS allowed.

“Boots and Jeans” FUCK RIGHT OFF

What’s the problem he did say “we’re starting the 2nd grade” like a good nu-dad should. It’s all about appearances, gotta make Vlog money and such.

If you work in a corporate office, you can never admit to knowing anything at all about sex workers. However you should know everything there is to know about electronic cars, and booze.

Very good article, at it’s nice to hear some truth about marriage without fear. I’m not married, (never been divorced either) but at work the people who brag the most about their marriage tend to be the skeeviest.

Consider the following. The millions of people sending in seed money to TV Evangelists... are also voting every election.

inorite? I would put that sweater vest in my mouth.

I grew up with urban sheep (dogs) and when I first encounterd a backwoods country-ass sheep (sheep) I learned the following Sheep-Lesson that should be shouted from the rooftops.

No, you are the only person on the internet who gets it.

Go back to facebook w/ this pls.

Go back to facebook w/ this pls.