Star Wars toys were pretty much the only toys I cared about. I gave some GI Joes a shot, but not the same. ;)

I used to know a guy who lived on $10 week food budget in a major US city.

Hold up, HOLD THE FUCK UP!

24/7/365 taco bell. game.set.match. (stomachs must be cast-iron)

Calling shenanigans $5/person take out Bae. Unless it’s low-rent asian food, there is no fucking way you can eat “well” in L.A. on $5

Roti chicken is spot on advice. You can do just about anything with it, and since it’s already perfectly cooked, you saved 45 minutes to 2 hours right out of the box.

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I GOT THAT NOTE IN THE MAIL! I still weep

I was one of those kids that did the mail order, (and I almost never do snail mail, even back then). I was so pumped for that rocket Boba. When the “sorrynotsorry” non Rocket Boba fett came in the mail, I was a bit ticked off.

Does this magic Google router come with a Google Bus or skinny jeans?

Does this magic Google router come with a Google Bus or skinny jeans?

More importantly, look at her weighing in against this giant woman who is way bigger than her!

Doctors rarely have good news. It’s the same reason people like fiction.

Because Hilary is all cool-mom and cougar tastic while Bernie gave up on being a silver fox 30 years ago? Hilary has mobile phone memes and Ryan Gosling memes...

It’s a clumsy attempt to be branded as “anti-media”. The “media” is the new “other/enemy” and crosses party lines so those looking for the centrist vote can simply jump into that boogey man camp.

Even former NeNe fans were tired of her lack of effort. Hopefully the new lady has a personality and isn’t just a pretty face and name-drops.

LOLOLOLOLOL in like 5% of cases

No, he’s pointing out that the first victim is ALWAYS THE WORKERS. Getting fired from a crap job is still not having a job.

I was at a hair saloon in Boston like 15 years ago and the Vietnamese lady with the obvious implants kept mentioning to me this “new girl” they hired. After my haircut I was “introduced” to this new girl.

You’re nailing it.