Public Service Announcement. Whole Foods “fruit leather” type strips are vastly inferior to Trader Joes. These are super good and basically candy without corn syrup

If that was Ben Afflecks dick in a bottle instead of asparagus, y’all be singing a different tune!

#BROTHGHAZI!

Batfleck seems to get way hotter as he gets older, and I am not even into men, but he could plow my yapper hole with that handsome brattwurst any day!

I’m sorrynotsorry that you don’t understand sarcasm, kinja or kotaku.

Another level, the prototype was a 9 year old Miyamoto playing in the grass -_-

Same thing happened to Final Fantasy X, imagine that game without Blitzball? Would have been unplayable nonsense Boy-Band simulator.

Cool stuff, but I was a bigger fan of OG XBOX games, and the chances of the non 360 BC OGX games being BC on XBONE? A fella can dream? I would buy a XBONE tomorrow if it played my OGX classics that the 360 refused to.

He wasn’t being a dick , he was being funny. And it worked.

King Regis you say?

Except the judge has pretty much declared he ain’t even gonna be hearin it.

Is Harbaugh generally aware that the Ravens are just Purple Pirate Browns?

That’s how most people in upper management write emails when their assistant isn’t the one writing them.

All these mofos need a class on how to write emails in 2015. Here are the must-do tips for composing an email that is not sales or PR related

You’re hired! Now here is $3,000,000...write up up some lawyering talk about trust and integrity.

Actually in the redacted portion, Ted Wells asks Brady to search for “#cougarMilfs” and “how to use hash#tags”

/search -> “BALLGHAZI” -> /list_results = Not Found “Sorry Ted, no hits, have you tried #hashtags yet?”

Nobel Peace Prize incoming...