She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

You must have incredibly forceful taps. Immense magnitude of tappage.

what? no....

No, no, its obviously because of that and not because he was just a shitwad of a person.

God damn it! I knew something was fishy. I wrote a check to her Alzheimer’s foundation and my grandma still died of Alzheimer’s.

Quick, someone go back in time and put James Dolan in that seat.

you rang?

Why are you here?

LOL Face ID failed in it’s first public demo ever.

You’ve never been to Texas, have you?

really dude..... really?

uh, he’s got a foot and a half of water in his house, pretty sure he’s worried about more than just his cars.

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?

Well, that got dark fast. Another thing that doesn’t happen in a glass house.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

I’m sure the Knicks actually meant to sign Tim Hardaway Sr.

Dustin Fowler ruptures his patella tendon with one strike to go before his first major league AB - June 29.

I plan on getting very high this evening and watching this all in a single sitting.

Glad to hear it’s more enjoyable than AD’s revival, because that blew shit fuck balls.

That's SO unfortunate, because Stephen King has to be one of the best writers of dialogue out there. He flows so easily from character to character, and every book he writes has lines and lines and lines that you wish you would think to say in everyday conversation.