The good news is that both “good” and “marginally better” are cumulative functions. 0.00000001% better may not seem like a lot, but if 100,000,000 people all collectively decided to be 0.00000001%, the math says that would make the world 10% better.

Dude said he will be attending a game in Florida. Whether it is the Marlins or Rays, he can leave the glove at home.  The odds are he won’t ever catch a ball on the fly, and when it lands, he can walk past the dozens of empty seats and pick the ball up with his bare hand.

The one time I responded on a plane nobody asked for ID. This was 2006 and we were almost over the North Atlantic. I was careful to let them know that I was an oncologist and probably only marginally more qualified than the flight attendant to handle a real emergency. They were very nice and took me up to the cockpit…

In my experience, if you’re worried about being a good person, you’re at least already half-way there. You know Donald Trump doesn’t lie awake at night worried about the example he’s setting. Jeff Bezos doesn’t wonder what sort of impact he’s having on the world. White supremacists and fundamentalists don’t worry…

One would think a clearly tanking team might be an opportunity to see whether the young unproven quarterback you just traded a second-round pick for a few months ago actually has potential or not, so you have some idea of what your quarterback situation might look like as this rebuild progresses.

Or, that guy can just…

No kidding! If I can’t tow my boat going at LEAST 250 MPH what’s the point of this thing? 

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Disagree. All the space of a crossover with the ride-height, silhouette, and dynamics of a sedan/coupe.

Agreed. I mean, we’ve already conceded as the basis of this argument that all three are essentially impossible. I’m just saying that Luis’s take that scoring a single point in an NBA is correct as the least impossible of the three. I don’t think most of us could actually do it.

Ridiculously un-athletic (compared to everyone else on the field) QBs pick up first downs routinely, and (rarely) punters/kickers have managed to as well, and their success rate in attempting them is not that bad. Further, being able to squirt through the line and falling forward for a few feet is possible if your…

The main reason for shorter careers is injuries, not retirement. Something like a third of the players who start the year on a roster end up on Injured Reserve. Almost all of those have injuries that end their seasons. That is much higher than any other sport. Most guys have to be told to go away, they don’t decide to…

What about Leia? (serious question)

Get Matt Nagy on the phone! 

Why can’t a manager just forfeit?

Wow. Look at all these comments from assholes who have never had to take shit jobs and keep them.

lotta Lochner fans in the comments here

Ahem, there are two professional ultimate leagues: AUDL, Premier Ultimate League.

Dude needs to go the fuck away. His team seemed to know that shit was coming considering how fast they grabbed him and swooped him away.

All national team organizations should collect all the revenue from every competition that both men and women participate in and then distribute compensation equally with bonuses for wins and tournament performances. If the US Olympic Committee does not discriminate between genders for medals won then neither should…

Remember that time a bunch of Deadspinners decided that they just couldn’t vote for Clinton (because reasons???), and no way Trump is going to win, so who cares?