I love columns like this. I’d like to see a series of columns on other great WTF examples of “value engineering” in modern cars. Great work, Tyler.

And doesn’t the woman have that “I can’t believe what my douchebag significant other just did” look?

Or the always classic Karl Rove “feelings” takedown:

A star for your name! One of the great unsung quarterbacks.

The Hundred Years War lasted about 116 years. Among historians, it’s a little bit of a joke: The Hundred Years War lasted more than 100 years (unlike the Thirty Years’ War and the Seven Years’ War, which lasted 30 and 7 years, respectively). Vin Scully is a learned man. Or at least more learned than you.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor

He is like the Volkswagen of creepy guys. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse...it gets worse.

I have the S-tronic DSG and it also has a perceptible throttle lag. I don’t know if it is the fault of the transmission, but it is annoying.

+1 for Edgar!

And the tone of the response-so Volkswagenesque: Oh, sorry; didn’t know lying wasn’t okay. Here’s Preller:

Wow-that’s...pathetic. How the mighty have fallen.

Wow-didn’t realize Juke sales had fallen so low. And look at the Soul—no. 6! Be great if Kia added AWD to the Soul, but then they might fear cannabalizing sales of their Sportage.

Just for hot takes.

Except Steve Young was just little bit better quarterback than Dilfer.

If anything, the F89's design was much more influenced by the P-59 Airacomet.

Thanks, Obama!

Do try to get a very socialized, very sociable, not-fraidy cat. 5-year-olds aren’t much into the whole aloof cat thing.

Word. On his two round-the-world flights, Wiley Post pretty much avoided the Pacific altogether and flew from Russia to Alaska.

Not to mention...

Point well taken.