From the Astros’ side, the narrative looks pretty clear-cut here. With the team reeling from a storm that’s ravaged their home city—killing at least eight people, displacing thousands more and making professional baseball in town untenable for the time being—they reached out to their opponent and asked to swap this…

This. Apartments do not have ghosts but most houses do.

Neighbors.

paying for porn should be a fireable offense

I mean...it has to be Spotted Dick, right?

Something from the British Food Depot