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Should we notify your next of kin now or after you hit the water?

Something smells fishy.
Go on Mr. Sponge, yes we know you're ready, so please go ahead point to the spot on the doll where the defendant touched you. Mr. Star you're next and please also point out the spot. Mr. Star? The doll not your friend there, yes I know they look alike with the square pants and all but point

Sighhhhh…fuck. Good bye Emperor Flounder.

He's the Emperor with Zack as his assistant/Chief of Staff? type guy. And now they're both gone.

you'd be amazed if you get into some circles with younger people. Had this happen in my quake clan days, I just blankly stared at one kid who was like Animal House?

A few straggling Shadows are getting their revenge on the cast for revealing their existence this early.

Commy! hey this guy is a communist!
Yeah they want to go back to the 50's but don't mention the tax rate of the time that actually spurred the country forward.

Does this mean they'll start selling/stocking food that isn't months past expired in a newly opened store?

The new vault Disney needs to keep all the profits in from the Marvel and Star Wars licenses.

The photo of them coming off AF1 the other day shows he atleast gets a heavy load of genes from the mothers side. But give the kid some food from the look of it.

Domino?

My ballot already has putin checked off can I get another?

As people tweeted after this came out the House bill was so "mean" that after they passed it they then went and had a beer party for. Can't wait to see what they do after the Senate rams something through, probably be full on orgy time with some imported russian hookers.

Caesar? He's that Puerto Rican guy right? Or the one Nick Kroll character?

+1 for the mole rat mutant line

doubtful as he's white and English.

I took out 100 men on one clip…
Well maybe 50…
10?
Okay I winged one and threw dirt at another.

fox news is so appalled they left OReilly on for years after being complicit in the Tiller murder.

Pretty much.

Soap Opera 101: if they're driving there's a crash coming soon.