Of course they’re not going to be douche canoes, coming off Nantucket or the Cape. They’re going to be douche motor yachts.

20" crazy negative wheels - check
bald mud tires - check
sky high lift - check
enormous obnoxious exhaust - check
bushcracker flares - check
full time tow mirrors - check

The buyer who would drool over this truck didn’t spend $20,000 on his house. CP.

Yes, “hackers” routinely target total nobodys to post a single racist statement.

Just be smart about it.

Worse: people with literal billions of dollars can bend the confusion on a massive scale to further their own profit goals. There are huge marketing firms whose sole purpose is to direct influence upon millions of people for a sizable fee. And it’s not just the internet - it’s all information sources since…

...no-one bats an eye at a dog doing a trick anymore.

Don’t ask me, i just work here

Really not enough sold on Manheim to find a trend. A 5.0 (out of 5) CR I-PACE HSE with 4200 miles sold for $44k a few months back. Most seem to be low 50k range now.

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

Almost as sad as Nissan’s lineup of vehicles, amirite?

For companies that want bailouts, I think there should be a set of criteria to qualify.

1. If you spent your giant tax break money on stock buybacks - go fuck yourself.
2. If your CEO got a giant bonus from tax break money - go fuck yourself
3. If your employees are woefully underpaid, worked to death, and have no…

Hey failing Jalopnik, stop talking about China maybe. All I ever hear, China this, China that, Cordobavirus this and that. I bet America can make virus better than China. How about Ivankavirus? That would be a classy, beautiful broad virus. That I would absolutely date. And you can tell China we’re going to protect…

These are incredible numbers from a stock turbo. My guess is, with an aftermarket tune, and a larger turbocharger, this car might do two seconds, flat. I’m not sure how much these turbos are tuned for low-end, off the line torque, but my gut tells me with a quarter mile time like that, they have to come on boost…

3rd: Let me get this straight, Toyota thinks widespread EV adoption is never really going to happen but flying taxis will?

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

I’ve been holding off on that Dodge Journey purchase, but it looks like now is the time to pull the trigger on that gem. Thank you Santa.

So how big was the check from Porsche? 

I agree. It’s laughable that trump will boast a big win on this agreement.