Everyone seems to ignore the “well regulated militia” part.  For a bunch of “MuH rIteS”  types never seem to be able to recite the amendment in full.  It’s almost like they’re either stupid or intentionally trying to hid parts....or it could be a porque no los dos type of situation as well. 

I’m waiting for Republican rage that equates the bridge collapsing to taxes being too high and the dire need to cut taxes some more.

You can thank decades of kicking the can down the road to a) boost military spending and b) give rich people and corporations tax breaks. My favorite is listening to a libertarian I know complain about shitty infrastructure while crying about how unfair taxation is.

Probably like this

I mean, are you really surprised?  They probably recite script from Star Wars thinking it is the Constitution they are reciting. 

I had a fun experience at a DUI checkpoint. Friend and I went to go out in a college town on Halloween. Every bar was packed to the brim and you couldn’t get in any, so we said screw it and decided to go into the nearby city. On the way to the city, there was a DUI checkpoint. They halt traffic and a cop “randomly”…

That earnings call was weird. I like how getting the 4860 up and running was a side note when it should have been the showcase. They claim that they are making them now, but where is the showboating of how much it is reducing costs and how the weight savings will translate to range. Also, it would appear that the…

I’m pretty sure it’s Philadelphia’s motto.

I think the real issue is increased population.  More cars equals more problems. 

The timetable will get cut down as cars begin to actually communicate with each other.  That is the main issue, the lack of communication.  It’s why human drivers get in so many accidents.

I deleted my FB account and have been frequenting forums again.  I find it refreshing.  

Try voting in an urban location and you will see due to the lack of polling locations per capita, there are very long lines. But clearly rural get more polling locations per capita. There needs to be federal laws passed to make sure there are x locations per y people. But it’s cool, I get it, you see no problem when…

LOL!  National Review....might as well just use a Breitbart article as well.  

I like how it is easier to get a gun in this country than it is to vote.

Why do you hate fun?

I like how the police are freaking out that Stand Your Ground has been used against one of their beloved leaders and they’re trying to find a way to screw the guy that followed the law.

You tell them that you’ll put your order amount as a tip, and then end the faux-charity scam by making it really charitable. 

I go there for chai only.  If I want coffee, I do Dunkin

Why do people go to Chick-fil-A? I found it to be mediocre at best. Wendy’s fries and spicy chicken sandwich runs circles around Chick-fil-A all day.  

I have this argument with the woman about her family (she has 3 other siblings) passing around $50 for each of their birthdays. Like, just stop. You’re just passing around a $50 bill between 3 other people and the last one to die wins the money.