It is not jalop approved because it is, in technical terms, super-hella-mega-uber fuckin ugly.

You’re wrong about the brake rotors. I say stick with OE. Duralast rotors are made with cheap steel and warp in a year. Honda rotors last ten years (at least on my car). Your call.

I’ve never really had a problem with Infiniti’s fascia. Perhaps you’re thinking of Lexus. Either way, I’m holding my ground—this thing is pretty.

In Lancia’s case, maybe they could launch a program to fix all the stuff that was broken in the original product.

You wear pants while getting ice cream.. well aren’t you royalty? All you need is money and a direction to run in.. Pants are optional. Oh, and shoes.. must have shoes..

I’m not a morally corrupt person, but in the case of buying/selling/flipping vehicles, I’m confident in saying that my belief is if both parties are happy with the sale, then it’s 100% fine. Where it would cross the line for me is if the buying party tries to haggle even more on a deal where they know they’re already…

BECAUSE HE WANTED A MANUAL

Does it really matter if it’s fake? Does anyone think a person living in a median housing development in South Jersey (or pretty much anywhere else in the country) is sporting a real Speedster, or a real Cobra? I live there and I can tell you even if it was a perfect replica, I would know it was probably 99% fake and…

Lolololololol

This era of Mercedes were milled from solid billets of chrome-vanadium steel. The styling is the epitome of understated elegance. Maintained properly this will out last cockroaches and my dear namesake.

Around my area the local Ford dealer charges $79 for nitrogen fill in new tires. $79 or $19.75 each. I laugh every time I see the sign. There is a sucker born every minute!

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Bass? Dropped.

“fun and interesting to watch shitshow” is great for trashy television.

It is not great, however, for running the country.

I had one of these. It was the worst car ever. It just kept Stalin.

what kind of classless ultra douche would....

He’s a fucking traffic cop, not the Gestapo.

Whitetrash House.

You could say that in terms of difficulty, they’re low hanging fruit.