“He would see those tailights coming behind him....”

Beautiful? The nose on this thing makes the last generation Trans Am nose look like an understated design in comparison.

Does is use sprockets?

There is no other way he could squeeze his nuts into that bottlecap he’s wearing.

I am impressed with the microphone on the the camera. You can actually hear a faint ‘ooohhhhh!!!’ before she hits.

Do you usually work with your pants pulled down below your butt crack?

I’m just happy to see a car that is not silver or gray.

Like this?

Or alive.

I hope there will be a counter Inauguration Day parade planned for the day President Stump, the former Miss Zoolander 1996 and their son Rain-man move into the White House.

The black vote didn’t deliver. Thanks Obama.

The hearse curtains are perfect on this car because the door handles look like they were stolen off a casket.

I’ve never seen so many deplorable looking people.

As long as it don’t handle like the ‘71. Of all the pony cars of that age the Challengers were the absolute worst of the bunch.

That’ll leave a mark.

I had this exact same car except LHD. My wife was doing 30 MPH when she broadsided a van that ran a stop sign. She got a bruised knee out of it. It was a sad day. We loved that tank. These cars truly had bank vault build quality.

To him of course she is a puppet. Of course to him all women are puppets. That’s why he puts his hand there.

From all we have seen in the last week with Trumps admitted sexual assaults and his rehash of Bill Clinton’s transgressions we can only conclude one thing: While Bill Clinton scores Donald Trump strikes out. 

Trump went from 2 women at 8 PM to 4 women by assaulted midnight. He is in full Cosby mode!

As well he should be. He’s a radical from the middle east.