No, he’s pining for the fjords.

But the Evo actually makes the WRX look good in comparison. As much as I like it’s performance numbers I could never get past the fact that it looked like the cars driven by maids to their jobs that has a body kit of questionable taste put on by her nephew.

Yes. I think that’s a damned good reason. At least you’re seen by the guy behind you or turning in front of you or....

Neither matter in the suburbs. Just punch while they are still looking at their phones.

I just put it on recirculate and blow the AC thru the dash vents all pointed at me and stay pleasantly cooled in 90 degree heat.

The only person I know that says he hates cars is my friend and mechanic who has worked on them for over 30 years. I’ve been in IT for over 30 years. I hate computers. Familiarity breeds contempt.

There was no torque steer in the oldest ones. These were very big, heavy cars. You could burn the tires but there was never the risk of being torque steered into the curb. Even the ‘70 455 400 hp didn’t torque steer.

My dad owned 3 of these. A ‘66, ‘67 and a ‘70. Anywhere over 80 mph you could take the steering wheel and give it a half turn and it would not change the trajectory, it would just jiggle the suspension. Sports cars these were not. The ‘70 he had was the GT model which came with a 455 cu 400 hp engine. It launched like…

Taco taco!

And Christina Ricci as Wednesday at the camp is hilarious.

Throw in a gallon of gas and it’s a fire starter.

They couldn’t update it because Daimler Benz was sucking every last dollar out of Chrysler.

I know I’ve seen that face before

Comparing drifting to racing would be like comparing figure skating to hockey.

Next, Donald Trump will announces that all blacks will be barred from entering the United States until he figures out ‘what the hell is going on’.

Fuckin’ A bubba. With some nuclear green relish, raw onion, mustard, tomato and celery salt you need nothing else. You don’t have to be Dirty Harry to no that no one eats a hot dog with ketchup.

You can’t fool me! This is The Chipmunks at 78rpm!

Sorry, the list loses all credibility without the inclusion of the Chevy Cobalt. It was without a doubt the biggest turd ever grunted out by GM.

Unfortunately it will be delivered with German reliability.

Tell one of your friends to buy one. Then at least someone will be able to pick you up from from herr dealership when the the revolutionary new plotzenflugen dynamic engine balancing system (which is years ahead of its time and perfection and is installed in your 2016 Deutcheroket) goes kaput after 4600 miles.