I prefer to think of it as karma for those two. You know that wasn’t the first time they went to a place for a drink deal and made sure they ’got their moneys worth’ and then jumped in the beigemobile for a wobble home.

He was definitely high but not on meth. Not a thing in the 60’s.

Portrait? You can fly a plane but can’t figure out how to hold the phone taking a movie of something that is really wide?

Coming or going, side view and probably from the top this thing is fugly. Make it but without the fun house mirror design.

Cutting the middle out of a turd sandwich won’t change the taste.

Why was Ed Grimley there and why was he so mean to Hillary?

The Veyron looks like it’s waiting for an oral proctoscopy.

Mid-nineties? For one of these to have made it 20 years would have been a miracle. I had one of these crapcans in the the mid-eighties when my SIL gave it to us. One side of the car was literally solid rust. It’s name was ‘Corroda’ which was proudly painted on the trunk lid lip in black model paint.

The only thing that belongs in coffee is sugar and/or milk. You want to add a flavor to it? Chew on a Snickers bar while you drink it.

It’s not the car owner showing off it’s the restaurant owner showing off that he has high roller clientele.

I don’t care what color you put on it, it is still ugh-lee.

My 1976 BMW 2002. The first car I ever owned that felt like the front wheels were taking orders from the steering wheel and not just suggestions for directional change.

It’s the American way to find the one with the deepest pockets and sue them. She sure wasn’t going to sue the Rodas estate.

It’s a bad design if the engineering goal was to make a car that could survive a 100 mph crash into a tree or post. In that situation it doesn’t matter where your seat belt is anchored. Dumb fucking driving is dumb fucking driving

They forgot the bubbler

My favorite red hue on a car as of late just so happens to be Lexus’s Infrared.

I prefer not to think of them as autonomous cars. I foresee them to be moving pylons.

You should have seen Mark Donahue when he drove one of these in the original Trans Am series

I had a 95 Neon in which I experienced a 85 year old man in a Lexus left turn in front of me while I was doing 35. I hit the front end of the Lexus, bounced off the street and over 2 curbs. I walked away with a sore finger from the airbag knocking it into the roof. I gave it an ‘A’ for safety that day. It was a fun,…