Am I the only one who thinks this was a much better trade for the Pelicans? I mean, the Brow is a legit superstar and Kuzma is solid, but there’s not much else on that team left.

Honest question, why don’t they make umps (at least the plate ump) wear a helmet? Just seems like it would, ya know, make sense.

“...a woman known as The Venezuelan, or Red”

Hey! I’m finally done with how pathetically cliquey high school can be! I can’t wait to get to college and commit myself to the only thing that’s just as stupid and cliquey! Woo, freedom!

Amen brother

Bruce Allen would like a word.

At what point did he “lift” Cousins?

I want to go to there.

Stick to football.

Stick to football.

I was with them when they were making all their gear in child labor sweatshops in China, but celebrating a black guy for expressing his right to peaceful protest in the face of overwhelming discrimination...What is this, fucking China?

That’s a fair comparison. I guess I’d just rather have a 26 y/o rb than a 33 y/o rb.

Are you ok with canned San Marzanos?

Orleans Darkwa was/is a better option

This is such a DC sports thing. It’s the most embarrassi.....oh wait, the Redskins just signed AP.......

Fuck Dave Martinez.

“...in search of one where he can be among the general population without being subjected to abuse.”

I would like to say thank you for this.

I mean, really?

Dad?